Simulacra of a Girl @gewt@san-junipero.gimme-sympathy.org

sometimes i think about someone who once gave me a phone number to call that had been busy since the 80s

this was in 2018

they should make automatic water bowls for humans

i’ve been on a work call since 8am. it’s currently almost 2pm

big projects are Maximum Fun

what if i started a stressful workday tomorrow off with a favourite tea in the morning

how long until there’s a company that uses the “metaverse” for therapy

idea: searching for youtube video by searching for a comment on it

wait the company that acquired usrobotics does mainframe software ... and real estate?

what an unusual mix

every time i want to install a UNIX on my pa-risc box i have to disrupt the house's laundry schedules

i want my 11/44, sbus cards, and mvax3 cpus

i wonder if my dad is confused by my ability to remember where i stored shit 9 years ago despite having only been to the house again 1 time since then

well. now i have chromeos flex on a chromebook

i own too many laptops

do people speed-run golf games

well. i asked my dad to mail me all the old home movies we've got on vhs-c. haven't seen any of them in a long time. this is going to be an experience to confront but i need to look over some of that stuff 'cause i remember almost none of it

now i need something that can play vhs-c

what does “sound bath meditation” mean

i am: 2 dishwasher cycles away from a dish-free sink

my favourite washcloth wore out 15 years ago and i've yet to find one i liked as much

i think it's time to expand my showerhead budget to a showerhead-and-washcloth budget

let’s bring back art deco

officially pronouncing "dns" as "dennis" from now on

i keep accidentally doing an internet search for "3" instead of autocompleting english wikipedia

i don't feel great. let's see if food and cooling off helps. i slept poorly and my room got too hot