the vaguely threatening mental health service at work today has suggested "phone a friend for self-compassion"
@pikhq that's my goal in life: to befriend all phones
@gewt i feel an urge to boost; do you mind?
@pikhq sure, go ahead
@gewt yay, now all my followers can find out that befriending phones is a thing i appreciate
@pikhq :D yay
@gewt friend a phone