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i already get yelled at for pawing at hanging things like a cat

i wonder if anyone in this house would be even remotely surprised if i started lapping water out of a bowl in front of them

we're seeing friendliness levels at about 84%

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mastodon fork (boosts appreciated) Show more

mastodon fork (boosts appreciated) Show more

warning - extreme failure levels detected

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current dankness levels are 00%

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current existentialism levels are 98%

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we're seeing computer levels at about 42%

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who called it `git blame` and not `git whose-line-is-it-anyway`?

Duvet by Boa slaps and has powerful 90s/00s hacker energy

i follow 3 people with a name or @ of kit or a variant and i get confused at times

5 Reallocated_Sector_Ct 0x0033 139 139 063 Pre-fail Always - 575

197 Current_Pending_Sector 0x000a 253 253 000 Old_age Always - 5

the webapp says someone doesn't follow me, mobile app says they do

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San Junipero, from gimme-sympathy.org

gewt's private instance. May occasionally reference television.